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Blue House Adventure Released!

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Blue House Adventure launched recently to nearly a handful of eager video gamers.

It has finally arrived. After months of speculation and hype, Blue House Adventure, the biggest House game to date, was released to imagined crowds across the world.

The game allows a player to explore the House, its grounds, and secret underground caverns. Along the journey, hidden treasures are discovered as well as the House’s colorful cast of characters.

The game was released in a limited number only. In fact, only three copies have been produced. Only one of those copies has a proper case because the Blue House’s inkjet printer ran out of color ink.

However, Blue House Adventure created a stir, and it is rumored that five actual people, including two-thirds of the House’s residents, have actually played it. The game may have also aroused curiosity elsewhere.

When it comes to reviews, though, Blue House Adventure stands above all other mainstream games. It stands atop the list of fewest reviews in video game history. So far, it has accrued a staggering zero reviews. However, an intern for the Blue House Lives is currently mustering the courage to compose one.

“I want to be honest,” the intern said, “but I don’t want to lose my job.”

The review is expected soon.

Now the question turns to the future of the Blue House and video games. Many that have not lined up to get Blue House Adventure are not anticipating a sequel, which is rumored to be in the works. Instead, fans of the Blue House Lives, which may number in the teens, are asking, “Where is Super Man-Man Kart, and when can we expect it?”


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